by Matthew Allen | Mar 4, 2025
When I first mentioned celebrity candidates to some of my progressive friends, they looked at me like I’d suggested we nominate my golden retriever for Secretary of State. I get it. The whole idea feels a bit uncomfortable, right? Like we’re giving up on substance for style.
But here’s the thing: what if we could have both? What if the right celebrity could grab people’s attention AND deliver progressive policies that actually help working families? Because that’s what I’m talking about here. Not just fame for fame’s sake, but using recognition as a tool to break through the noise and actually get important ideas heard.
Before you click away, let me ask you this: didn’t we all roll our eyes when Trump came down that golden escalator? How’d that work out for us? Sometimes the ideas that make us the most uncomfortable are the ones we need to consider most carefully.
Let’s be crystal clear about something: I’m not suggesting we just pick whoever has the most Instagram followers and call it a day. Being good on camera obviously isn’t enough for running a country, and nobody knows that better than those of us who’ve watched certain famous people crash and burn in office.
What we’re looking for goes way deeper than fame. We need celebrities who’ve shown real leadership, critical thinking, and commitment to important causes.
Take Jon Stewart. His advocacy for 9/11 first responders wasn’t just showing up for a photo op. He learned the policy details, built coalitions, and showed up year after year until it got done. He testified before Congress, called out hypocrisy from both parties, and used his platform to keep attention on an issue that would have been forgotten otherwise.
Or look at George Clooney’s work in Sudan, where he literally helped create a satellite monitoring program to prevent genocide. That required understanding geopolitics, technology, and human rights law; not exactly light reading for someone just looking for good publicity.
These aren’t superficial commitments. They’re deep engagement with complex issues. And that’s what separates a celebrity candidate from a celebrity publicity stunt.
When I talk about RUBI voters (remember, that’s Radically Uninformed, Blindingly Inattentive), I’m not trying to insult anybody’s intelligence. These aren’t dumb people, they’re ultra-stressed people. They’re working multiple jobs, raising kids, caring for parents, and trying to keep their heads above water in an economy that feels designed to drown them.
Politics is just one more thing competing for their limited attention, and let’s be honest, it’s not really the most entertaining option in their content feed. So they make decisions based on limited information and gut feelings. This isn’t a judgment, it’s just reality.
And here’s the important part: Democrats keep ignoring this reality. We keep thinking, “If we just talk... slower... and... LOUDER... about our policies, people will magically get it!” But that approach assumes people have the time and energy to listen to those explanations in the first place.
Celebrity candidates offer a way to break through that attention barrier. Not to trick people, but to meet them where they are and then lift them up with ideas that can actually improve their lives.
If you want to learn more about the RUBI framework, check out Who the hell are the RUBIs and our companion episode, The Science Behind RUBI Theory.
Let’s take a quick trip back to 2015, before Trump was everywhere. Dreamy, right? But remember when he came down that golden escalator to announce his run? The reaction was pretty much universal eye-rolling. By everyone.
The media treated it like an absurd publicity stunt. Political analysts were like, “Cute, but Jeb Bush has this thing on lock.” GOP insiders literally laughed at the idea of Trump. (BTW, what the hell ever happened to Jeb Bush anyway? Somebody needs to do a welfare check.)
Fast forward to November 2016, and Trump had not only crushed all the other GOP candidates, he had beaten Hillary Clinton and detonated a political nuke, leaving behind a landscape no one recognized. All that skepticism and dismissal turned out to be exactly the wrong response.
In hindsight, it makes sense. The celebrity advantage worked like magic with RUBIs. They already felt like they knew him from TV. They didn’t need policy papers or political experience. They had a gut feeling, and that was enough.
So if you’re feeling skeptical about the idea of a Democratic celebrity candidate right now, I get it. But remember how wrong everyone was about Trump. Someone from our list might just be the next political earthquake. But this time, for good instead of chaos.
Alright, so why are we focusing on celebrities, and specifically Hollywood actors, for this? Well, it’s not because we’re stuck in some archaic 1950s mindset, but because of the powerful force of narrative for RUBIs.
Storytelling isn’t just a nice-to-have. It’s practically embedded in our caveman DNA. Back in the day, if your tribe didn’t listen to the guy shouting “Don’t eat those berries, Steve didn’t make it,” you didn’t survive. Fast forward a few millennia, and that same instinct to connect with stories still shapes how we see the world, and who we trust to lead it.
So let me be super clear about this: celebrity is just the door opener, not the whole strategy. It’s what gets people to stop scrolling and pay attention, but what we say once we have that attention still matters enormously.
We still need strong policies that actually help working people. We still need grassroots organizing to build support from the ground up. We still need all the traditional elements of political campaigns.
Think of it like this: the celebrity gets people to open the email, but what’s written inside still has to be worth reading. When Tom Hanks or Jon Stewart talks about how everyone making under $50,000 will pay zero federal taxes, or how every American deserves a $650 monthly dividend from our shared prosperity, those ideas need to be rock solid. (BTW, we’ve got episodes for both of those policy ideas.)
What I’m talking about here is using star power as a battering ram to break through the walls of indifference and distraction, but then backing it up with serious, substantive policies that can withstand scrutiny and actually improve people’s lives.
Before we jump into our top 10 list, let’s talk about what makes a celebrity candidate actually work. Because it’s not just about being famous, you know? If that was all it took, we could run the “Cash Me Outside” girl and call it a day.
No, what we’re looking for is way more specific. Think of it like casting the lead role in the most important movie ever made. Except this movie is about saving democracy, and the audience is a bunch of exhausted RUBI voters who are just trying to get through their day.
Here’s what matters, and why:
This is huge for RUBIs. Remember what we learned earlier? They don’t have time to research candidates or read policy papers. They’re making snap decisions based on what feels familiar. When they see a name on the ballot, it needs to click instantly. “Oh yeah, that guy from those movies I like!” That’s worth more than a hundred policy speeches.
When RUBIs are stressed about, well, everything, they’re looking for someone who feels solid. Reliable. The kind of person who could inspire action without breaking a sweat, and make you believe they could carry the weight of the world on their shoulders. This isn’t about political leadership experience. It’s about something more basic and instinctual. It’s that feeling you get when someone walks into a room and you just know they’ve got things under control.
This isn’t about Ivy League degrees or fancy credentials. Look, these candidates need to be smart, really smart, but in that way where they never make you feel dumb for asking questions. You know the type: they can break down complicated ideas without sounding like a professor or a politician. The opposite of those people who clearly love the sound of their own voice explaining things. (You know who you are.)
Look, I know this sounds silly, but it matters. A lot. RUBIs aren’t voting based on detailed policy analysis. They’re voting for someone they feel like they know and trust. Someone who feels real to them. Unlike JD Vance, who treats every human interaction like he’s an alien trying to pass a citizenship test, we need someone who can walk into a room and make everyone feel like they’re all in this together.
Look, nobody’s perfect, but we need someone who basically has their shit together. Not a saint, just someone who isn’t constantly in the tabloids for doing something stupid. No weird Twitter meltdowns at midnight, no concerning FBI investigations, just a solid citizen who remembers to return their shopping cart.
This one’s tricky because it can’t feel forced. We don’t need a comedian, but we need someone who can actually land a joke without making everyone cringe. It’s about being naturally funny in that way that makes people comfortable. You know, like how Obama could crack a joke that made even Republicans laugh? That kind of thing.
This is massive for RUBIs. Sure, our candidates might be millionaires now, but can they still connect with regular folks who are trying to figure out if they can afford both Netflix and Disney+ this month? We need someone who hasn’t forgotten what it’s like to worry about money, even if they’re not worried about it anymore.
We’re not looking for someone who just learned what progressive policies are from a Wikipedia page last week. These folks need to have a track record of fighting for working families, standing up to big money interests, and making sure everyone gets a fair shot. When you look at their history, it should be crystal clear that they’re committed to leveling the playing field and ensuring the wealthy pay their fair share. No wishy-washy both-sides bullshit, no corporate bootlicking.
Here’s where it gets interesting. We don’t need someone who’s been living and breathing politics their whole life. That might actually be a downside, you know? But they should have some history of caring about big issues, speaking up when it counts, maybe using their platform to support good causes. Basically, proof that they’ve been paying attention and taking sides for the right reasons.
This one’s super important because the Republicans are going to throw everything they’ve got at our candidate. They’re going to make up wild stories, spread rumors, and try to plant doubt in people’s minds. Remember, RUBIs don’t fact-check things, they just absorb whatever they hear. So we need someone so squeaky clean that any accusations just sound ridiculous on their face. When the GOP starts spinning tales about how Matt Damon is secretly “eating the dogs, eating the cats”, we want RUBIs rolling their eyes so hard they strain something. The cleaner the record, the better our chances of keeping RUBIs on our side.
Let’s talk about Electability for a minute, because it’s kind of the whole ballgame here. We’re looking for someone who can actually win this thing, not just look good on paper. That means navigating two completely different contests: first surviving the Democratic primaries where they’ll need to connect with the party faithful without saying anything that’ll come back to haunt them, and then pivoting to win over those crucial RUBI voters in the general election. The ideal candidate needs to thread this needle perfectly, appearing progressive enough for the base but not so far left that swing voters get nervous. It’s honestly a ridiculous tightrope to walk, but hey, that’s American politics for you. And while we’re keeping it real, let’s admit that certain factors like race and gender still affect electability in ways that aren’t fair but are sadly predictable, especially with those RUBI voters we’re trying to reach.
Before we dive into our top candidates, we need to talk about something uncomfortable. You might have noticed our list focuses on male celebrities, and I know that doesn’t feel great. I wish it weren’t this way. I truly do.
But after watching qualified women candidates face uphill battles, we have to be strategic about our immediate next steps. This isn’t about what’s right in an ideal world. It’s about winning in the very imperfect world we’ve got right now, so that we can make it better in the future.
Here’s the thing: running a celebrity woman would face the same structural biases as running a traditional woman politician, just with different packaging. It doesn’t solve the fundamental problem.
Think of it this way: if you’re trying to rescue someone from a burning building, you don’t stop to argue about the architectural flaws that made the building unsafe. You get the people out first, then work on making better building codes. Right now, we need to win in 2028 with whatever advantages we can find. Then we can work to break down the barriers that women face, so that in 2032 or 2036, we’re not having this same frustrating conversation.
Look, I’ll get personal here. I’m a dad with two daughters, and nothing would make me prouder than to see them grow up in a world where they really could be president. When I look at their faces, I feel this weird mix of hope and worry. I want them to believe they can do anything, but I also don’t want them to slam into the same glass ceilings that have stopped so many brilliant women before them.
So yeah, this strategy feels uncomfortable. It sucks, and feels like a compromise, because it is one. But it’s a compromise I’m willing to make right now so that by the time my girls are grown, maybe we’ll have finally moved past all this nonsense about what a president “looks like.”
I know this conversation isn’t easy. Many of us dream of the day when a candidate’s gender is completely irrelevant to their electability. I do too. But right now, we’re playing the long game, making strategic choices today that create space for more inclusive leadership tomorrow.
Look, I know that whole gender discussion is a bit tough to sit with. It doesn’t feel great to acknowledge these realities, but we’ve gotta be strategic if we want to win.
So let’s get to the fun part now: the actual celebrities who could make this work. I want to really dig into what makes these particular candidates so perfect for this moment.
So grab a drink and let’s count down from #10 to #1...
Born in Manhattan and now 59, Robert Downey Junior is the ultimate comeback king who makes reinvention look like an art form. From wowing us in Chaplin to redefining superheroes as Tony Stark in Iron Man, he’s got charisma for days and a knack for making the impossible seem effortless. Off-screen, he’s just as impressive, channeling his energy into environmental advocacy and tech innovation, proving he’s not just brilliant on-screen but in real life too. With his quick wit, larger-than-life charm, and talent for turning setbacks into triumphs, Downey could make politics feel downright electrifying. He’s the guy who walks into a room, owns it, and makes you believe anything’s possible, because with him, it probably is.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 9 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 6 | |
| Humor: | 10 | |
| Relatability: | 8 | |
| Progressive Values: | 7 | |
| Political Engagement: | 6 | |
| Invulnerability: | 3 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 7 | |
| General Electibility: | 6 |
Downey is one of the most recognizable actors in the world, thanks to his career-defining role as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which has made him a cultural icon. His earlier career in films like Chaplin and Tropic Thunder further broadened his appeal. His comeback story has cemented him as an enduring figure in American pop culture.
Charisma is perhaps Downey’s greatest asset. His quick humor, charm, and ability to connect with audiences have made him one of Hollywood’s most beloved figures. His natural flair for storytelling and his larger-than-life persona ensure he would captivate crowds on the campaign trail.
Downey’s humor is a cornerstone of his public image. His sharp, self-deprecating wit and impeccable comedic timing, both on and off-screen, make him highly engaging. This humor would be a powerful tool in debates and public appearances, helping to diffuse tension and connect with voters.
Not bad for our first pick, right? Our next candidate brings that effortless charm that makes everything look easy...
Born in Philadelphia and now 50, Bradley Cooper is the guy who can "do it all" and make it look effortless. From his standout roles in A Star Is Born and The Hangover, to his off-screen advocacy for mental health and addiction recovery, Cooper’s talent and sincerity shine through. With his easy charm, thoughtful demeanor, and ability to connect, he feels both relatable and aspirational. Whether delivering a keynote or just remembering your name, Cooper walks the walk with humility and heart, leaving people thinking, “This is someone I can believe in.”
| Familiarity: | 9 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 8 | |
| Charisma: | 9 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 8 | |
| Humor: | 8 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 7 | |
| Political Engagement: | 5 | |
| Invulnerability: | 8 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 6 | |
| General Electibility: | 7 |
Cooper is widely recognized for his roles in major films like A Star is Born, American Sniper, and The Hangover trilogy.
Cooper’s natural charm and ability to connect make him magnetic, whether he’s chatting on a talk show or making a compelling case for mental health initiatives.
From his modest beginnings to his honesty about addiction recovery, Cooper’s “one of us” energy feels genuine.
And speaking of charisma that can fill a room, our #8 spot goes to someone who turned 'alright, alright, alright' into a whole philosophy...
Born in Uvalde, Texas, and now 54, Matthew McConaughey is the walking definition of smooth-talking Southern charm with a side of wisdom. From his iconic Dazed and Confused “alright, alright, alright” to Oscar-winning turns in Dallas Buyers Club and True Detective, he’s built a career on charisma, talent, and just the right amount of unpredictability. Off-screen, he’s equally compelling, passionately advocating for education, community building, and his beloved home state of Texas. Whether he’s giving life advice that actually works or grilling burgers at a barbecue, McConaughey is the guy who makes you lean in, laugh, and believe he’s in it for all the right reasons.
| Familiarity: | 9 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 8 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 8 | |
| Humor: | 8 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 7 | |
| Political Engagement: | 6 | |
| Invulnerability: | 7 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 6 | |
| General Electibility: | 9 |
This is McConaughey’s defining trait. His laid-back Texan charm, magnetic screen presence, and unique way of speaking make him captivating. Whether delivering a speech or engaging in casual conversation, he has a natural ability to draw people in and hold their attention, making him a potential star on the campaign trail.
McConaughey is widely recognized due to his prolific Hollywood career and memorable performances in films like Dallas Buyers Club, Interstellar, and The Wolf of Wall Street. His transformation from rom-com star to serious actor has been well-documented, and his recent foray into public discourse, particularly on issues like gun reform and unity, has kept him in the public eye.
McConaughey’s upbringing in small-town Texas, combined with his outspoken pride in his roots, makes him relatable to many Americans, especially those from rural or working-class backgrounds. His down-to-earth persona and stories of personal struggles and triumphs enhance his accessibility, even as his celebrity status and occasional philosophical aloofness might distance him slightly from the average voter.
From Texas charm to raw athletic power, our #7 pick brings the kind of leadership that transforms everyone around him...
Born in Akron, Ohio, and now 40, LeBron James is a powerhouse on and off the court. Widely regarded as one of basketball’s all-time greats, he’s racked up championships, MVP titles, and a legacy that’s nothing short of legendary. But LeBron’s impact goes beyond the game. He’s a champion for education and community empowerment, most notably through his I PROMISE School for at-risk youth in his hometown. With his relentless work ethic, sharp mind, and commitment to giving back, LeBron represents resilience and the power of using your platform for good. He’s the kind of leader who inspires everyone to aim higher, because that’s exactly what he’s been doing his whole life.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 10 | |
| Smarts: | 8 | |
| Charisma: | 9 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 8 | |
| Humor: | 7 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 9 | |
| Political Engagement: | 6 | |
| Invulnerability: | 8 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 9 | |
| General Electibility: | 6 |
LeBron James is one of the most recognizable and celebrated athletes in the world. His basketball career, spanning two decades, combined with high-profile endorsements, media ventures, and philanthropic efforts, ensures near-universal name recognition in the U.S. His cultural relevance extends far beyond sports, making him a household name.
LeBron James embodies strength in every sense of the word. His physical dominance in basketball and his disciplined work ethic project unparalleled resilience. Off the court, his ability to lead teams, mentor younger players, and advocate for social issues demonstrates strength of character and conviction. His composure under pressure and ability to rise to challenges make him an inspiring figure.
James’s charisma is a defining feature of his public persona. His ability to connect with fans, inspire teammates, and captivate audiences has been key to his success on and off the court. His confident yet humble demeanor appeals to a broad spectrum of Americans, making him a compelling and relatable figure.
Speaking of strength, our next candidate could probably bench press the entire Senate while giving the State of the Union...
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, born in Hayward, California, and now 52, is the ultimate political powerhouse, literally and figuratively. From electrifying wrestling fans to dominating blockbusters like Jumanji and Fast & Furious, he’s a global icon of hard work and charm. With his towering presence, natural charisma, and that infectious grin, he’s the guy who feels like a superhero and your best buddy rolled into one. Off-screen, he’s just as impressive, advocating for mental health, supporting veterans, and inspiring millions with his relentless positivity. Whether earning admiration from wrestling fans, movie buffs, or your grandma, The Rock is the teammate everyone wants in the game of life.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 10 | |
| Smarts: | 7 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 8 | |
| Humor: | 9 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 7 | |
| Political Engagement: | 6 | |
| Invulnerability: | 9 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 7 | |
| General Electibility: | 9 |
Dwayne Johnson is one of the most recognizable figures in the world, thanks to his dual success in professional wrestling and Hollywood. From his wrestling career with WWE, where he became a global icon, to leading roles in blockbuster franchises like Fast & Furious and Jumanji, his name is synonymous with success and hard work. His frequent engagement with fans on social media further solidifies his wide-reaching public recognition.
Johnson epitomizes strength, both physically and metaphorically. His wrestling career branded him as a symbol of resilience and toughness, and his action roles in Hollywood reinforce this image. Off-screen, he projects decisiveness and confidence, often framing himself as a hardworking, no-nonsense figure. His ability to inspire millions through personal anecdotes and motivational speeches underscores his perceived capability to lead under pressure.
Johnson’s charisma is one of his defining traits. His natural ability to connect with people of all backgrounds, combined with his warm, larger-than-life personality, makes him incredibly engaging. Whether addressing a stadium of wrestling fans or sharing heartfelt messages on social media, he exudes relatability and charm that would translate exceptionally well to the campaign trail.
You might think it’s hard to top The Rock’s star power, but our #5 pick brings the kind of smart, steady energy that makes you feel like everything’s going to be okay...
Born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and now 53, Matt Damon is the guy who can save the world in The Martian, outsmart everyone in Good Will Hunting, and still make you feel like he’d help shovel your driveway. With his intelligence, calm competence, and philanthropy, he’s built a reputation as one of Hollywood’s genuinely good guys. A passionate advocate for clean water through Water.org and a champion for global education, Damon is more about substance than showbiz. He’s the thoughtful, relatable candidate who doesn’t grandstand but gets things done. Basically, if Jason Bourne ran for president, you’d vote for him too.
| Familiarity: | 9 | |
| Strength: | 9 | |
| Smarts: | 10 | |
| Charisma: | 8 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 8 | |
| Humor: | 8 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 9 | |
| Political Engagement: | 9 | |
| Invulnerability: | 8 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 6 | |
| General Electibility: | 8 |
Damon is a household name due to his long-standing success in Hollywood. His roles in Good Will Hunting, the Bourne series, and other critically acclaimed films have ensured consistent public recognition over the years. Additionally, his off-screen advocacy, philanthropy, and reputation as an approachable celebrity keep him relevant in public discourse.
Damon’s performances in roles like Jason Bourne convey decisiveness, physical resilience, and strategic leadership, traits many associate with strength. Off-screen, his calm, measured demeanor suggests a leader who is steady under pressure. While his quiet approach may be perceived as less forceful compared to more outspoken personalities, it aligns with a thoughtful and reliable leadership style.
Damon’s Boston roots, grounded personality, and focus on meaningful issues make him highly relatable to a wide audience. He manages to balance his celebrity status with a sense of authenticity that resonates with everyday Americans, positioning him as someone who understands and cares about real-world concerns.
Matt Damon gives us brains, but our #4 pick gives us something we’re all craving right now: that warm, trustworthy presence that feels like coming home...
Born in Concord, California, and now 68, Tom Hanks is America’s unofficial dad and one of Hollywood’s most beloved icons. From unforgettable roles in Big and Forrest Gump to inspiring us in Saving Private Ryan and Toy Story, he’s built a career on talent, charm, and an unshakable reputation for being genuinely good-hearted. Off-screen, he’s just as impressive, advocating for education, veterans’ rights, and the arts. With universal name recognition, a squeaky-clean image, and a “guy you’d grab coffee with” vibe, Hanks is the kind of leader who could make kindness, decency, and sincerity the coolest things in politics.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 8 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 10 | |
| Humor: | 8 | |
| Relatability: | 10 | |
| Progressive Values: | 9 | |
| Political Engagement: | 7 | |
| Invulnerability: | 10 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 7 | |
| General Electibility: | 10 |
Hanks’s spotless reputation and unwavering decency give him an almost untouchable quality. He’s the human embodiment of “the good guy.” His sincerity is so genuine that even the harshest critics would struggle to find an angle of attack. He’s not just America’s moral rock, he’s the kind of steady presence that makes you believe good things can still happen.
Hanks’s humble demeanor and family-man image make him feel less like a Hollywood legend and more like the neighbor who helps you fix your lawnmower. He has a way of connecting with people that feels natural, like an old friend you can trust. It’s not just relatability. It’s the kind of authenticity that makes you forget he’s one of the most famous people in the world.
With a warm smile and calm demeanor, Hanks's charisma isn't flashy. It's comforting, like the cinematic equivalent of a home-cooked meal. He doesn't command attention, he earns it naturally through genuine connection. Whether he's playing an everyday hero or just being himself in interviews, Hanks radiates a trustworthy presence that makes you feel like you're catching up with an old friend who always remembers to ask about your family.
America’s dad is tough to beat, but our #3 pick has spent years breaking down complex issues with the perfect blend of humor and heart...
Jon Stewart, born in New York City and now 62, has the kind of charm that makes you want to grab a beer with him and the brains that make you hang on his every word. Best known as the sharp-tongued, quick-witted host of The Daily Show, he turned political satire into an art form, calling out nonsense with a perfectly timed punchline while holding politicians and the media accountable. But Stewart isn’t just about the laughs; he’s got real conviction, pouring his energy into advocacy for 9/11 first responders and veterans’ health long after leaving the spotlight. Whether he’s breaking down big issues with clarity or fighting for people who need a voice, he’s the rare blend of comedian and crusader who makes you laugh, think, and root for him all at once.
| Familiarity: | 9 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 10 | |
| Charisma: | 9 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 9 | |
| Humor: | 10 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 10 | |
| Political Engagement: | 10 | |
| Invulnerability: | 7 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 9 | |
| General Electibility: | 8 |
Stewart is known for his incisive analysis of political and societal issues. His ability to distill complex topics into digestible, impactful commentary reflects intellectual depth and strategic thinking. His interviews with politicians, scholars, and activists have demonstrated his capacity to challenge ideas and engage deeply with policy and philosophy.
As one of the most celebrated political satirists of all time, humor is Stewart’s hallmark. His ability to use comedy to make poignant critiques and connect with audiences is unparalleled. This skill would be invaluable in debates, speeches, and public appearances, allowing him to disarm opponents and engage voters effectively.
Stewart’s political engagement is extensive, spanning decades of advocacy and activism. Beyond his satirical critiques on The Daily Show, he has played a direct role in lobbying for legislative changes, particularly for 9/11 first responders and veterans. His recent advocacy for burn pit legislation showcases his sustained commitment to influencing public policy and holding leaders accountable.
Jon makes us think while we laugh, but our #2 pick makes us believe in Hollywood activism that actually works...
Born in Lexington, Kentucky, and now 63, Clooney is the perfect blend of Hollywood sophistication and heartfelt activism. Known for stealing scenes in Ocean’s Eleven and ER, winning Oscars for Syriana, and tackling global issues with the Satellite Sentinel Project, Clooney proves that star power and substance can go hand in hand. He’s got the wit, charm, and fundraising magic to light up any room, and his passion for human rights makes him more than just a celebrity. Sure, some might call him “Hollywood elite,” but with his cool confidence and genuine compassion, Clooney’s brand is all about using his spotlight to make a difference.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 8 | |
| Smarts: | 10 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 9 | |
| Humor: | 9 | |
| Relatability: | 7 | |
| Progressive Values: | 9 | |
| Political Engagement: | 10 | |
| Invulnerability: | 9 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 10 | |
| General Electibility: | 9 |
Clooney is one of the most recognizable celebrities in the world. From his breakout role in ER to major films like Ocean’s Eleven and Michael Clayton, he has sustained a decades-long career in the spotlight. His humanitarian efforts, marriage to international human rights lawyer Amal Clooney, and vocal advocacy for progressive causes further elevate his visibility.
Clooney’s magnetic personality could light up any room or campaign trail, effortlessly drawing people in with his charm and confidence. He has that rare ability to make even the most skeptical listener lean in, whether he’s discussing a global crisis or just ordering a coffee. It’s charisma with purpose: never forced, always intentional, and impossible to ignore.
Clooney's not just another celebrity with political opinions, he's the real deal. He created the Satellite Sentinel Project to track war crimes in Sudan, hosts fundraisers that bring in serious cash for Democrats, and actually knows what he's talking about when he testifies before Congress. The guy doesn't just tweet about issues, he rolls up his sleeves and puts his money, fame, and connections to work for causes he believes in.
And coming in at #1, the man who brings that unmistakable presence that makes you stand a little straighter when he walks into the room...
Born in Mount Vernon, New York, and now 69, Denzel Washington is the very definition of class, confidence, and commanding presence. A cinematic legend with unforgettable roles in Glory, Training Day, and Fences, he exudes gravitas and charisma that feel effortlessly presidential. Off-screen, his dedication to education, the arts, and community service underscores his integrity and commitment to lifting others up. Known for his poise, steady leadership, and that unmistakable voice, Denzel is the guy who could make a grocery list sound inspiring. He’s the kind of leader who doesn’t just rise to the occasion but inspires everyone else to do the same.
| Familiarity: | 10 | |
| Strength: | 10 | |
| Smarts: | 9 | |
| Charisma: | 10 | |
| Wholesomeness: | 10 | |
| Humor: | 7 | |
| Relatability: | 9 | |
| Progressive Values: | 9 | |
| Political Engagement: | 7 | |
| Invulnerability: | 10 | |
| Primary Electibility: | 10 | |
| General Electibility: | 10 |
Denzel is a cultural icon with a career spanning decades. Known for roles in Training Day, Malcolm X, Remember the Titans, and Fences, he has achieved universal recognition and respect. His association with integrity and excellence makes him one of the most admired public figures in America.
Denzel exudes strength, both physically and in his demeanor. His roles often showcase leadership, decisiveness, and resilience, such as his commanding performances in Glory, The Equalizer series, and Crimson Tide. Off-screen, his calm yet authoritative presence conveys a sense of confidence and reliability, making him a natural fit for the perception of strength in leadership.
Denzel has maintained a remarkably clean public image throughout his career. He is known for his longtime marriage, strong family ties, and dedication to philanthropic causes, particularly those tied to education and the arts. He has avoided controversies or scandals, and he’s perceived as a moral, upright figure.
So there you have it: our countdown of the top 10 celebrity candidates who could actually win in 2028. From Robert Downey Jr. to Denzel Washington, each brings something special to the table. Some might surprise you, others might feel like obvious choices, but they all have one thing in common: they could break through to RUBI voters in ways that traditional politicians simply can’t.
If this idea still sounds crazy to you, remember that we’ve seen it work before. Ronald Reagan went from acting in movies with monkeys to defining an entire political era. Arnold Schwarzenegger governed California pretty effectively as a moderate Republican. Jesse Ventura brought fresh thinking to Minnesota politics. And yes, Trump showed the power of celebrity even if I strongly disagree with how he used it.
But one example I keep coming back to is Al Franken. Before his resignation (which was complicated), he was proving to be an extremely effective senator who used his comedy background to communicate complex issues in accessible ways. His celebrity got him attention, but his substantive work on issues like net neutrality and healthcare showed he was more than just a famous face.
These examples prove that celebrity candidates aren’t just a gimmick, they can actually govern effectively when they’ve got the right stuff beyond their fame.
I know what some of you are thinking: “Great, so politics just becomes ‘Dancing with the Stars’ forever?” Not quite. I see this as a transition phase, not a permanent solution.
Here’s the exit strategy: once we’ve broken through and implemented policies that actually help people, we rebuild trust in government. When RUBIs see their lives improving because of progressive policies, when they have more money in their pockets, better healthcare, and more economic security, they’ll be more willing to pay attention to politics.
That creates the space for a more substantive democracy to emerge. We use this approach to win now, deliver real results, and then create the conditions for a healthier political system in the future.
In the meantime, we can use these high-profile platforms to elevate diverse voices and prepare the next generation of leaders for their turn at the helm, including many more women and people of color.
But before we get too comfortable thinking about that bright future, we need to have an uncomfortable conversation about how we get there.
If we want to win, we need to sit down and listen up. Democrats are so busy being right that we forget about winning. We’re like that person at a party who responds to “nice weather today” with a 20-minute lecture on how climate change is destroying the planet. Like, yes, you’re absolutely right, but you’re also absolutely missing the point of the conversation.
Remember Hillary Clinton? She had actual, detailed plans for everything. I mean everything. Coal country job transitions? She had a 12-point plan. Healthcare? A 20-page policy paper. Student debt? A whole website of proposals. And what happened? RUBIs were like, “Cool story, but I’m going with the guy from TV who says he’ll fix everything.”
The same thing happened with Kamala. Brilliant woman, actual experience running things, real plans that could help people. But there we were once again, watching RUBIs pick the guy they recognized from their TV screens.
Democrats, we need to get over ourselves. Like, right now. Because 2028 is coming, and we have this incredible opportunity sitting right in front of us. The Republicans are stuck with JD Vance, bless his little heart, who makes small talk sound like he’s reading from a phrasebook in a language he just learned yesterday. We can’t miss our chance.
Here’s the thing about this whole celebrity candidate idea: it’s not some magic solution where we just stick George Clooney on a stage and suddenly everything’s fixed. Seriously, that’s not what this is about, at all.
Think of it this way: Right now, Democrats have these amazing progressive policies that could genuinely help people. But it’s like we’re trying to deliver life-changing ideas through a brick wall. RUBIs aren’t hearing us. They’re not even in the room. They’re probably watching cat videos or something.
A celebrity candidate is our way through that wall. They’re not the whole solution, they’re just the messenger who can actually get RUBIs to look up from their phones and listen. But here’s where it gets good: once we have their attention, we hit them with ideas that are going to make their lives better right away.
I’m talking about stuff like the “Build a Longer Table” Tax Plan (and yeah, there’s a whole episode about this that’ll blow your mind). Imagine walking up to RUBIs and saying, “Hey, making less than $50,000 a year? Keep it. All of it. No taxes. That’s an extra $5,000 in your pocket every year.” Making between $50,000 and $240,000? You’re paying less taxes too. And if you’re one of those folks pulling in millions? Well, you’ll be paying more. But you’ll be fine, I promise.
Or check out the American Dividend plan. (That’s another episode you’re gonna want to hear.) How does an extra $650 in your bank account every single month sound? Not some government handout, but your fair share of America’s prosperity. We’ll pay for it with a VAT tax that hits the fancy stuff (you know, luxury cars and designer handbags) but leaves your groceries and doctor visits alone. When someone like Matt Damon explains this one, RUBIs aren’t going to be checking their Instagram. They’re going to be planning what they could do with that extra cash every month.
Look, this isn’t just a theory. After the election, I was talking to an acquaintance who is the textbook definition of a RUBI voter. Works two jobs, has three kids, and honestly couldn’t tell you who their representative is if you paid them. Politics is just not on their radar.
So just as an experiment, I floated the idea of someone like Denzel or Clooney running for president, along with these two proposals: zero taxes under $50K and that monthly $650 dividend. You should have seen their eyes light up. Suddenly they were engaged, asking questions, wanting to know more. “That would literally change our lives,” he said. And he meant it.
Is that just a data point of one? Sure. But it’s not nothing. It’s a real person who normally tunes politics out completely, suddenly tuning in because the messenger felt trustworthy and the message spoke directly to their daily struggles.
This is why 2028 gets me so fired up. The Republicans are stuck with JD Vance, who treats every conversation like he’s an alien trying to learn how to human from a WikiHow article. Meanwhile, we’ve got these amazing candidates who could walk out on stage and instantly have everyone’s attention. And instead of just flashing that million-dollar smile, they’ll be armed with ideas that could actually change people’s lives.
So there you have it: our countdown of celebrity candidates who could actually win in 2028. Each brings something special to the table. But more importantly, each represents a strategy for breaking through to voters who’ve tuned out traditional politics.
This isn’t about dumbing down our message or compromising our values. It’s about being smart enough to recognize that the game has changed, and we need to change with it. It’s about finding leaders who can both capture attention AND use that attention to advance policies that actually help working families.
Trump showed us that celebrity recognition is a powerful tool in modern politics. In 2028, let’s use that same tool but for something that actually helps people. Because at the end of the day, that’s what matters most; not how we win, but what we do with that victory to make lives better.
Is this approach perfect? No. Is it a permanent solution to our democratic challenges? Absolutely not. But it might just be the bridge we need to get from where we are to where we want to be.
Just imagine it: Jon Stewart or Denzel stepping onto a debate stage against JD Vance. Charisma versus Bleep Blorp. Picture them explaining how every American making under $50,000 will pay zero taxes, or how everyone gets $650 a month as their fair share of America’s prosperity. Now picture RUBIs actually listening, actually getting excited, actually seeing how progressive policies could change their lives.
Now imagine this: all ten of these guys in a room together, no cameras, no press. Just them, sitting down to figure out which one’s going to step up and save democracy. Sound crazy? Maybe. But I’m getting chills just thinking about it. And it’s no crazier than what Trump pulled off. Nobody gave Trump permission to run for president, he just did it. And that’s exactly what we need: someone who doesn’t wait for the Democratic establishment’s blessing, someone who just says “I’m doing this because it needs to be done.”
And hey, if you happen to know one of these celebrities, or someone who knows someone who knows them, pass this podcast along. This moment is too important to let slip by. Sometimes the wildest ideas turn out to be exactly what we needed all along. We’ve got the candidates, we’ve got the policies, and now we’ve got this opportunity. Let’s make it happen.
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